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This is a list of vox emote jokes for each race and each gender. Because of the way player characters work, these lines are accessed via the /featherbrained slash command.

These jokes are partially a descendant of "repeated click" responses from the real fourth dimension strategy (RTS) games, wherein you could repeatedly click on a unit and it would brainstorm saying foreign things afterwards a few clicks. You can still get "irritation responses" from NPCs in Globe of Warcraft by repeatedly clicking on them.

Unlike any other form in the game, demon hunters have entirely new voice acting unique to their form. This includes the /silly emotes, which volition likewise exist listed in its ain section.

See too

• FrameXML/GlobalStrings.lua
• Flirt

Contents

• 1 Brotherhood
  • ane.ane Draenei female
  • 1.2 Draenei male
  • 1.3 Dwarf female
  • ane.4 Dwarf male
  • 1.v Gnome female
  • 1.half dozen Gnome male
  • 1.seven Man female
  • ane.viii Human male
  • 1.nine Nighttime elf female
  • 1.10 Night elf male person
  • 1.11 Worgen female
  • i.12 Worgen male
  • 1.13 Dark Fe dwarf female
  • ane.14 Nighttime Iron dwarf male
  • one.15 Kul Tiran female
  • ane.16 Kul Tiran male person
  • 1.17 Lightforged draenei female
  • one.eighteen Lightforged draenei male person
  • 1.19 Mechagnome female person
  • one.20 Mechagnome male
  • one.21 Void elf female person
  • 1.22 Void elf male
• ii Horde
  • 2.1 Blood elf female
  • 2.ii Blood elf male
  • 2.3 Goblin female
  • two.4 Goblin male person
  • 2.5 Orc female person
  • 2.6 Orc male
  • 2.7 Tauren female
  • two.8 Tauren male
  • 2.nine Troll female
  • 2.x Troll male
  • 2.11 Undead female
  • 2.12 Undead male
  • two.xiii Highmountain tauren female
  • two.14 Highmountain tauren male
  • 2.15 Magazine'har orc female person
  • two.16 Mag'har orc male person
  • two.17 Nightborne female
  • 2.18 Nightborne male
  • 2.nineteen Vulpera female
  • ii.20 Vulpera male
  • 2.21 Zandalari troll female
  • 2.22 Zandalari troll male person
• iii Neutral
  • three.1 Pandaren female
  • 3.2 Pandaren male
• four Demon hunters
  • 4.ane Claret elf female person
  • four.2 Claret elf male
  • 4.iii Dark elf female person
  • 4.4 Night elf male
• 5 Other
  • v.one Felguard
  • 5.two Fel Imp
  • 5.3 Imp
  • 5.4 Observer
  • v.five Shivarra
  • 5.half-dozen Succubus
  • 5.7 Voidlord
  • 5.8 Voidwalker
  • 5.ix Wrathguard
• 6 Trivia
• 7 Patch changes
• 8 External links

Alliance

Draenei female

• "Why does everyone have trouble with the name of our people? It sounds only like it is spelled."
• "How exactly do you lot crash into a planet? That's what I desire to know."
• "Yes, they are real, and they can cutting glass." (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
• "Single Draenei female seeks blacksmith with grinding wheel to take care of me and my gorgeous hooves."
• "Look at my hoof! Does this cleft look infected to you?"
• "'Stop and inquire for directions', I told him. Merely no, 'It's inter-dimensional', he says. 'What can go wrong?'"
• "This planet has a tremendous supply of sandstone. The inhabitants must be wealthy beyond their dreams." (A reference to the TV show ALF)
• "I accept a wonderful recipe. Bring two gnomes, two eggs. Crush Gnomes, separate the eggs- or was it... eh, details."

These announced to have been removed since the The Called-for Crusade beta:

• "Do Gnomes take a vibrate setting? I'1000 simply curious."

Draenei male

• "What do you mean 'at that place's an octopus on my face up'?"
• "I love this planet! I come here; I see moo-cow and chicken and ride little horsies. THIS PLANET HAS EVERYTHING!" (A reference to a comic human action past Yakov Smirnoff)
• "You know, our tails add to our natural balance and agility, ha!" *Loud racket of metal crashing to the floor*
• "We take it all figured out. Stride I: We land the Exodar. Stride Iii: Nosotros defeat Legion and go home... at that place is only i detail missing." (Reference to the Underpants Gnomes of South Park)
• "When we arrived here I lost many jewels that had been in my family unit for generations. If you lot could get your hands on my family jewels I would exist securely beholden." (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
• "Nosotros did not realize, but in Naaru language 'Exodar' means 'defective elekk turd'."

Dwarf female person

• "No they're non existent, but thanks for noticing." (Removed in Patch nine.1.5)
• "I don't like to be undercover. Information technology reminds me of death."
• "I like my ale like I similar my men: Dark and rich."
• "It'southward like my father ever used to say: 'Shut upwards, and get out.' " (Removed in Patch ix.1.5)
• "My Uncle has brass balls, no actually!" (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
• "I give myself a Dutch oven pedicure every night. I've got no pes fungus at all. My toes are pristine." (Removed in Patch nine.1.five)

Dwarf male

• "Hi hooo, hi hooo... ehh, uhh, second verse, same every bit the first."
• "Ahhh, winter... Yes... Winter..."
• ('Rip!') "Oh, I'm having a wardrobe malfunction! ('twang') Ooo, there's me hammer." (Removed in Patch ix.1.five)
• "I don't take a drinkin' problem! I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!" (A reference of Too Hot by Bloated Members)
• "I don't drink anymore... 'course, I don't drink any less either!"
• "I like my beer like I like my women: Stout and bitter."
• "Oh, I'yard just a social drinker. Every time someone says, 'I'll take a drink', I say, 'So shall I'!"

Gnome female

• "I apologize profusely for whatsoever inconvenience my murderous binge may accept caused."
• "I've discovered that getting pummeled by a blunt weapon can exist quite painful."
• "You know... squirrels can exist deadly when cornered."
• "Some day, I hope to find the nuggets on a chicken."

Gnome male

• "You know, I really wish I had a garden where I could put a couple of homo statues."
• "I think that last Vendor brusk changed me. <chuckling> Oh, that was a bad one."
• "I practise hope to find some interesting gadgets around here. I do beloved tinkering with things."
• "I had an idea for a device that you could put pocket-sized pieces of bread in to cook, but in the finish I really didn't call up there'd exist much of a marketplace for it." (This is, of course, a reference to the ever-present toaster.)
• "I'd similar to give a shout out to my boys in Gnomeregan. Keeping it real Big-T, Snoop-Pup and Piffling Dees. Y'all are brusk, but y'all're existent, baby!" (All hip-hop rappers references.) (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
• "I look bigger in those mirrors where things expect bigger."

The following has been moved to the /flirt emote:

• "I like big posteriors and I cannot prevaricate." (This is likely a reference to "Baby Got Back" by rapper Sir Mix-a-Lot, using relatively abstruse language to rephrase a earthy chorus lyric)

Human female person

• "Why does anybody automatically assume I know tailoring and cooking?" (Removed in Patch ix.i.five)
• "Do you ever feel like you lot're not in accuse of your ain destiny, like... you lot're being controlled by an invisible hand?"
• "Sometimes, I take trouble Decision-making THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE!" (A reference to Austin Powers)
• "I like to fart in the tub." (Removed in Patch 9.one.5)
• "Me and my girlfriends exchange dress all the fourth dimension; we're all the same size." (Referencing how, outside of unique models, all NPCs of the same race are the aforementioned body blazon and size)
• "I can't find anywhere to get my nails done."
• "I can't wait till this quest is done and I can look for another Garibaldi artifact." (A reference to the idiot box show Alias in which Sydney Bristow (played by Jennifer Garner) was ofttimes sent around the world to search for the artifacts of Milo Rambaldi.)

Human male

• "Cover for me! I gotta whiz behind a tree."
• "Then, an orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says 'Hey, where'd you become that?' The parrot says 'Durotar. They've got them all over the place!'"
• "A duck walked into an Apothecary and said 'Requite me some ChapStick... and put it on my bill!'"
• "How does a Tauren hide in a cherry tree? He paints his hooves carmine!"
• "A guy walked up to me and said 'I'one thousand a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!' and I said 'Relax human, you're besides tense!'" (ii tents) (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
• "So, I have this idea for a great pic. It'south about two gnomes who detect a bracelet of power, and they accept to take information technology to the Burning Steppes and bandage it into the Cauldron. They form the Alliance of the Bracelet. Forth the way they're trailed past a murloc named Gottom, who's obsessed with the bracelet, and nine bracelet bogeymen. It could be a three-parter, chosen 'Ruler of the Bracelet'. The first office would be chosen 'The Brotherhood of the Bracelet', followed by 'A Couple of Towers', with the climactic ending called 'Hey, the Male monarch'southward Back!'" (A reference to the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Erroneously, The Cauldron is in Searing Gorge, not Burning Steppes.)

Night elf female

• "Yous know, I have to go on moving at night. Or I'll disappear!" (In WC3, [Shadowmeld] was a passive power exclusive to female night elves. When they stopped moving at night, the ability would actuate automatically.)
• "Really, I'm more than of a... Morning Elf."
• "Yous know, Wisps are actually pretty useful for personal hygiene."
• "I recall guys simply use the Emerald Dream as an excuse to avoid calling me back." (Referring to how nighttime elf druids, who for most of history were solely male, would spend centuries or even millennia asleep in the Emerald Dream, not seeing their loved ones during that unabridged fourth dimension)
• (Sarcastically) "Oh, expect, I'm dancing once again! (Darkly) I hope all your friends are enjoying the show..." (A possible reference to how a dark elf female'southward idle animation includes them bouncing up and downwards) (Removed in Patch 9.i.five)

Nighttime elf male

• "Last dark I went to an crawly stag party." (As well known as a bachelor party.)
• "You know those Aboriginal Protectors in Darnassus? They're not that old."
• "Human being, I was halfway through the Emerald Dream when I had to pee."
• "Is that thing sharp? Could that thing cutting me? I'm... not immortal at present you know." (A reference to the fact that when the night elves destroyed Nordrassil to prevent the return of the Called-for Legion, they lost their immortality, as well as the common fantasy legend of elves beingness immortal in their wood.)
• "I don't know nigh you, but I can't understand a thing those Wisps say. I usually only nod."
• "Who wants to live forever?" (A reference to the fact that when the nighttime elves destroyed Nordrassil to prevent the return of the Burning Legion, they lost their immortality; also the title of one of Queen'south greatest hits.)
• "What? I didn't hear that." (A reference to elves having big ears and thus ameliorate hearing than other races.)
• "I don't heed the Gnomes, but I'yard always worried about tripping over ane."

Worgen female person

• "Yep, I've tried shaving; it doesn't work. Trust me."
• (howls) "I don't really know why we do that."
• (coughs up a hairball and splutters) "Ahem...pardon."
• "At least we don't sparkle." (a reference to Twilight. The vampires' skins would 'sparkle' if they stepped into sunlight.)
• "I honey Darnassus... trees everywhere." (Dogs stereotypically adopt to urinate on trees)
• "For the vacation, he tried to give me a bone. No...a bone. An ordinary bone. What did you lot think I...oh..." (a reference to the phrase "giving the canis familiaris a bone".)
• (sniffs) " Mmmm that'southward like...(sniffs) is that bacon? (sniffs) Hey guys, I smell...(sniffs) Exercise you smell bacon? Bacon, anyone?! (sniffs) Oh, that's salary! Bacon! Who's got the bacon?! WHERE'Southward THE Bacon?!" (Possible reference to Beggin Strips domestic dog treats, or to merely usual dogs' hyperactive nature, specially around aromatic food)
• "Alibi me, could I but, uhm... sniff your behind for a second."
• "Something under your cloak smells heavenly."
• "I get moody during that time of the month... you know with the full moon and all."

Worgen male

• "Come closer, I don't bite... often... ordinarily... sometimes... actually, you might want to keep your distance."
• "Since the change, I observe I prefer my meat 'rare', now... Raw, even... Perhaps, struggling."
• "Information technology's nothing personal, I just don't experience that I really know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
• "Then so she says to me: 'What big teeth yous accept'; I mean, what do yous say to that?" (reference to Little Red Riding Hood)
• "I love Darnassus... trees everywhere."
• "Alright: I've got hairy palms. Then what?" (In the Middle Ages, people with hairy palms were suspected of beingness werewolves. Also a possible reference to the onetime tale that if someone masturbates, they will grow hair on their palms and thus anybody will know)
• "Worgen hard? Or inappreciably Worgen?" (reference to the proverb Working difficult or hardly working?)
• "I'll testify you a total moon!"
• "Did you know I'one thousand a Worgen donor?"
• "Are you into furries?"

Night Fe dwarf female person

• "I once had a pet bird. I used to tell him "By fire be 'perched'." (chuckles) "Ah, Sooty. I miss ya."
• "I live in a volcano. Personal hygiene... ain't exactly high on my list of priorities."
• "Ah, me ma and da met at the Grim Guzzler...ha! Come to think of information technology, everybody's ma and da met at the Grim Guzzler!" (laughs)
• "Stop, drib, and coil... and just what is that supposed to hateful?"
• "The underground to living a happy life at the forge? Well, flame resistant hair nets, of course!"
• "Ha, I ever wanted a pair of diamond earrings...think Magni would notice if I chipped off a couple of bits?"
• "Some dwarves just wanna watch the globe burn. I happen to exist one of them."

Dark Iron dwarf male

• "That Magni Bronzebeard thinks he's then clever... just I can see right through him!"
• "Come up 'ere a second. I wanna axe ye a question." (guffaws)
• "My wife complains I leave soot all over the furniture. I say... it adds Grapheme!"
• "A night elf laughed at me for living within a volcano. Well, at least I don't have to worry about my mountain burnin' down, at present Practice I?!" (laughs, then pauses) "What, as well soon?"
• "When a core hound messes on yer rug, ye don't bother with a towel - ye catch a burn extinguisher!"
• "Is it gettin' hot in here? Or is information technology just my bristles?"
• "I'm a very passionate fellow. Can ye tell by the fire in me eyes?!"

Kul Tiran female

• "Say what y'all volition about the war, simply at least it finally put Kul Tiras on the map."
• "What's the best fruit for fugitive scurvy? Naval oranges, of form."
• "I just got some piercings done at a great price. But a buccaneer!"
• "What do yous say to a lazy crew? Best get a -kraken."
• "Some were shocked that Lord Stormsong made a deal with Azshara, just I always knew he smelled fishy!"
• "Did you know that roughly 3.14% of sailors are pi-rates?"
• "At that place's one thing I can never forgive Lady Jaina for: losing her accent."

Kul Tiran male person

• "A Priest, a Mage and a Warlock walk into a bar. Then, another. And... Another. Kul Tiras has a lot of bars."
• "What exercise you exercise when your boat'southward nether the weather? Take information technology to the dock!"
• "Are y'all in the market to buy a transport? I've got one that's....on canvass."
• "What do y'all call a hundred drunkard sailors? A good showtime, hahaha!"
• "I often go asked if I'm from Drustvar. Must exist my resting witch confront!"
• "Why is it that every mainlander immediately jumps to the conclusion that Kul Tiras is infested with Old Gods? Sure, we make giant tentacle statues and carve squid faces all over the place but... oh...yeah...I see!"
• "Oi, shifty mainlanders build such tiny ships. Me? I like big boats and I cannot lie!"

Lightforged draenei female

• "Toes are overrated; hooves make pedicures become SOOOO much faster!"
• "NO! I do NOT have a glowing postage above my tail!"
• "We oasis't crashed the Vindicaar even so, just given our track record... information technology's only a matter of time."
• "I don't recommend walking barehoof on the Vindicaar; we keep finding tiny shards of crystal that didn't go swept up."
• "Take y'all met my dog? His name is 'Barkenon Puppos'! <giggles>"
• "One downside of being lightforged is that my Southward.E.Fifty.F.I.E.South are e'er overexposed."
• "Turalyon was the merely human I saw for a yard years - I assumed all of them were grizzled and scarred."
• "Have you lot seen Prophet Velen's new dance? He calls it the 'Mac'Areena'!" (Removed in Patch 9.one.v)

Lightforged draenei male

• "Confront tentacles!? We do Not have face tentacles! If we did, that would mean Draenei are secretly emissaries of the Void, gaining your trust as we infiltrate your social club so that we tin bring about its end; and I'g certain you're not implying THAT, are you?"
• "I thought my tattoo said 'Light'due south Defender' in Naaru. I constitute out information technology actually says 'glowing goat'."
• This world of yours is very strange. Talking bears who do kung fu!? On Argus, nosotros call that a circus!"*
• "My life for Aiur *coughs* ... erm, Argus. My life for ARGUS!"
• "If one more of you natives calls me a walking chandelier, I swear I'll..."
• "Distressing if my tattoos look a piddling... dim. I forgot to charge my battery final dark."
• "After being aboard a ship for and then long, it is prissy to walk on solid footing again. All those hard surfaces were murder on my hooves."
• "The Vindicaar is a fast send. Y'all could say it travels at <chuckles> light speed."

Mechagnome female person

• "A lot of people say binary jokes aren't funny, but wait until you hear my bit!"
• "Any chance you could lend me a hand? Mine'southward in the shop."
• "Hey, are you wearing a wire? They're all the rage right now."
• "I similar to make jokes about the elements, but only periodically."
• "Sometimes you just have to kick back, relax, and recharge."
• "What do you lot call it when 2 robots get into a fight? Assault and bombardment!"
• "When an Alliance soldier yells 'To arms!', my kickoff question is 'Which ones? I've got like a dozen to cull from!'"

Mechagnome male

• "Beingness a mechagnome is smashing, but take you ever met a megagnome? They're huge! At least four feet tall!"
• "Electric sheep? No, I dream of explosive sheep!" (Reference to Philip K. Dick's 1968 science fiction novel Practice Androids Dream of Electrical Sheep? and to the [Explosive Sheep] Applied science gadget.)
• "I'll accept you know, my favorite type of music is not heavy metallic. It'due south industrial."
• "I'g here now, just I used to be Mecha-gone!"
• "It takes nerves of steel to be a mechagnome, though recently nosotros've switched to titanium."
• "Sometimes I just feel like a cog in the machine, you lot know?"
• "Why yep, I do have a vibrate setting! Why does everyone continue request?" (Removed in Patch ix.one.5)

Void elf female

• "No, we exercise not drinkable claret; that's the san'layn, totally unlike emo elf."
• "Beginning was high, then blood, and now void; get the guild correct!"
• "Oh who does my pilus? You might have heard of my stylist, its chosen THE VOID."
• "*chuckle* Gloomy? I'm not gloomy. I only dress that way and... talk that way and... human action that way."
• "Yous call back yous accept a night side? Elf please."
• "Well, aye! Technically, the Void does desire to consume the entire cosmos. But I'll settle for a smaller bite... for now."
• "No matter how much you plead, I volition not sprout tentacles or plough into a behemothic eyeball! Well... I might... but not considering yous asked."

Void elf male

• "I know what you're thinking, "Oh goody another elf", well I bet you weren't expecting a void elf, now were y'all?"
• "If you're looking for tall, night, and brooding, that's me. Well... dark and brooding, at least."
• "Say what you will most the tenets of the void--at least it's an ethos." (A reference to the 1998 picture The Big Lebowski, when Walter Sobchak claims: "Say what yous desire about the tenets of National Socialism, dude--at to the lowest degree information technology's an ethos.")
• "Would you believe royal has always been my favorite color? Fifty-fifty earlier I went void, I hateful."
• "Alleria is my favorite Windrunner sister. Edgier than Vereesa, but slightly less homicidal than the dead one."
• "The fact that I wield void energies doesn't mean I plan to consume everything I come across! Afterward all, I have a effigy to maintain."
• "Old Gods, I mean, REALLY?! Some accept mouths for optics, others have eyes for mouths. Talk about a hot mess."

Horde

Blood elf female

• "Ugh, I hate Thunder Bluff! You lot tin't notice a good burger anywhere."
• "Then I went to this troll spa the other twenty-four hour period and I wound upward with dreadlocks and a frigging os in my olfactory organ! I mean come on! Who PAYS for that?" (Removed in Patch ix.1.5)
• "I went to Undercity to become a facial. Ha! Have you seen these people? I said, 'You lot don't have a lower jaw and you're going to give ME a facial?' She got mad...at least I recollect she did. You always heard someone talk without a lower jaw? 'Rawe-rau-werew' Ho-ho! She sounded like a murloc!"
• "Do you think the expansion will make me fat?"
• "So yous mean I'chiliad stuck with this pilus color?!" (This quote was from pre-Patch 3.0.2, which since included the barber shop.) (Removed in Patch 9.i.5)
• "How can I miss you if you don't go away?" (A song by Dan Hicks (singer))
• "Mirrors tin can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't express joy either!"

Blood elf male person

• "Give me the serenity to take the things I cannot change, backbone to change the things I can and the wisdom to... *angry grunt* Just give me some freakin' magic before I impale somebody!" (This is a reference to the Tranquillity Prayer past Reinhold Niebuhr; the ending is "...and the wisdom to know the difference." This is also the prayer said in A.A. Claret elves all struggle with their natural habit to magic.)
• "I'm trying to cut back on cabalistic magic... look, I got the patch." (Reference to smoking cigarettes and nicotine patches, which are used to try and wean a person off of nicotine, the addictive chemical in cigarettes.)
• "We're allied with the Tauren? Fantastic! We'll be having steak twice a week."
• "Don't you lot wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" (A reference to the Pussycat Dolls vocal "Dont'Cha".) (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
• (Sighs) "I could really use a scrunchy... yes, you heard me!"
• "And so I was in line to the Bat Handler yesterday with some undead guy in forepart of me and all of the sudden he only lets ane go! Didn't fifty-fifty try to disguise it! I don't know what he ate, only it did non agree with him. I idea, 'What crawled upwards You lot and died?'"
• "The problem with these Horde characters is they lack sophistication. *farts*"

Goblin female

• "Yes, I'm a golden digger... and copper and silvery." (possible reference to Kanye West'southward song Gilt Digger, though it is more likely a play on words, as a gold digger is a female who becomes a mans girlfriend/wife just to gain their finances and a female goblin would be non simply a gilt digger, but also a silver and copper digger because goblins are usually greedy. It may besides be meant literally due to these beingness precious metals and thus would be sought after by goblins in general.)
• "My take chances portfolio is upwardly. Only most of my liquid assets right at present are tied up in mail-dividend super annuity remortgagement futures, bought on margin. That'southward a sure thing."
• "It's a sure matter! With the right bribes, anything is street legal."
• "Listen, babe. The world is changing. Everything these days is at present, at present, Now, faster faster, FASTER, me, me, ME, murder, murder, MURDER!"
• "I'chiliad a modern goblin adult female. Independent? I still allow men do dainty things to me. But I stopped giving them any credit." (reference to Madonna'southward song Material Girl) (Removed in Patch 9.1.v)
• "I'm a free spirit. I don't like to be tied down. What? You lot hateful literally? Oh no... totally into that." (Referencing BDSM) (Removed in Patch 9.one.v)
• "If at first you don't succeed: accident it up once more." (original ends with "try again")
• "Skip to step three: profit." (reference to the South Park episode: Gnomes)
• "I don't make jokes... I make coin."
• "Out of the way, you nobgoblin!" (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)

Goblin male

• "One word: plastics." (an almost verbal line from the motion picture The Graduate.)
• "I dabbled in gilt farming. But I couldn't get the coins to sprout. (chuckles)"
• "Ooo! I got information technology! What if we were to organize criminal offence? Yeah."
• "Yeah. He told me to tie her up and do whatever I wanted to her... so I took her stereo!" (Possible continuation of the female goblin joke.) (Removed in Patch ix.1.5)
• "I am the piffling friend. Say hello." (reference to the motion-picture show Scarface where Tony Montana (played by Al Pacino) says "Say hi to my little friend!")
• "When in doubt... blow information technology upwards. (chuckles)"
• "Skip to step three: profit." (reference to the South Park episode: Gnomes)
• "I don't brand jokes... I brand money."
• "Out of the style you nobgoblin!" (Removed in Patch 9.i.5)
• "My family comes from a long line of goblin sappers leaving their marker; my grandfather's was thirty meters across." (reference to goblin sappers)

Orc female person

• (Sigh) "I need to go my breast waxed once more!"
• "I experience very feminine, and I'll beat the crap out of ANYONE who disagrees!"
• "What's estrogen? Can y'all eat information technology?" (Removed in Patch 9.1.v)
• "I have no respect for people with pocket-size piercings. I say go total hog. Put a spear through your caput."
• "Human. I think that boar meat's comin back on me. I gotta hit the tin. Anyone have a hearthstone?"
• "Get between me and my nutrient, and you'll lose a hand."

Orc male

• (Sung) "I come from the Orcs. We eat with spoons and forks. We love to eat our pork!"
• "Information technology'due south not easy existence green." (Reference to a song sung by Kermit the frog)
• "Orc boom!" (A reference to the Blob)
• "End poking me! Well, that was okay." (A running gag since Warcraft I. Orc 'Peon' units would say "Stop poking me!" if repeatedly selected.)
• "Man, dawg, you know, information technology's like I'm feeling you, but I'chiliad non feeling you lot, you know?" (A reference to Randy Jackson on American Idol.)
• "I will Beat and DESTROY and... oooh... shiny..."

Tauren female

• "In one case I laughed then hard I milked all over the flooring." (Removed in Patch ix.1.v)
• "You know how difficult it is to go your groove on with the spirit of your great grandmother watching over you?"
• "In my native natural language, my proper noun is Dances with Tassels." (A reference to the film Dances with Wolves.)
• "Happy tauren come from Mulgore." (A reference to the Happy Cows Come from California commercials.)

Tauren male

• "Homogenized? No way, I like the ladies." (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
• (Dryly) "'Moo'. Are you happy now?"
• "Y'know, tauren are built-in hunters. You e'er see a tauren catch a salmon out of a stream? It actually is quite exciting. You ever see a tauren stem a python? 'Grade you haven't. That's considering tauren are so skilful at blending in with their surroundings." (Peradventure a reference to the tauren rogue joke.)
• "Here's the beef!" (A reference to a Wendy'southward restaurant chain TV advert slogan, Where's the Beef?)
• "I know information technology seems strange, simply I'm practically a cow. So why am I wearing leather?" (Removed in Patch nine.i.5)
• "Mess with the bull, you become the horns." (A quote from The Breakfast Club.)

Troll female person

• "Da way to a man'south center is through his stomach, merely I go through da ribcage!" (Referencing trolls penchant for cannibalism. It should be noted, nonetheless, that the Darkspear trolls, aka the playable trolls, practice not exercise it.)
• "Potent halitosis be merely one of my feminine traits." (Halitosis is the scientific term for bad breath)
• "I feel pretty. Oh so pretty." <spitting sound>. (A reference to West Side Story.)
• "If cannibalism be incorrect, I don't want to be correct!" (A reference to the joke: "If being a carnivore/omnivore is Wrong! I don't want to be Right!". A joke aimed at vegetarianism/veganism.)
• "I got all this, and personality too."

Troll male

• "I've got a shrunken head: I just came out of the pool." (Possible reference to an episode of Seinfeld, and to the act of shrinking heads for voodoo rituals, a type of magic trolls practice practise.) (Removed in Patch ix.one.5)
• "I heard if yous cut off an extremity it'll regenerate a little bigger. Don't believe it." (Referencing how trolls accept far above average regenerative abilities.) (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
• "New Troll here." (This is a reference to Warcraft II; every time a new Troll Axe Thrower was produced past the barracks, it would say "New troll here," to let you know it was ready.)
• "Cooking's done. Stew here!"
• "I like my women dumpy and droopy with halitosis." (A reference to the original female troll character models in alpha Wow, which were dumpy and droopy and hunched. Halitosis is the scientific term for bad breath) (Removed in Patch 9.i.5)

This one has been removed from the game:

• "I kill two dwarves in da morning, I impale ii dwarves at night,
  I impale two dwarves in the afternoon, and then I feel all right.
  I kill two dwarves in time of peace and two in fourth dimension of war,
  I kill two dwarves earlier I kill ii dwarves, and so I kill 2 more." (A reference to The Toyes vocal "Smoke Ii Joints", which was covered past Sublime. Information technology was likely removed due to its reference to drug usage.)

Undead female

• "You don't demand deodorant when you don't have any armpits!"
• "Yes, they're Existent! They're non mine, only they're existent!" (Removed in Patch nine.1.five)
• "I'd paint my toenails, but I'chiliad not sure where they Fell OFF!"
• "Ah, doornails." (Referencing the phrase "dead as a doornail.")
• "I heard a knee joint slapper once, and skipped my kneecap right across a lake."
• "You know, in one case you're expressionless, nothin' smells bad anymore. Rotten eggs? No problem. Expressionless fish? Like a spring breeze."
• "This stinks."
• "I'm in a rotten mood."

Undead male

• "Roses are gray, violets are gray, I'm dead and colorblind." (A reference to the pop poem by Sir Edmund Spencer: "Roses are red, violets are blueish, sugar is sweet and so are you.")
• "I'm dead... and I'k pissed."
• "Hey diddle diddle, the mucous and the spittle. The corpse sank in the lagoon. The murloc said 'mmmmm' to see such a sight, and the dwarf spanked the baboon." (This is a reference to an English language nursery rhyme: "Hey diddle diddle, the true cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. The little dog laughed to meet such sport, and the dish ran abroad with the spoon." "Spanking the birdie" is a euphemism for masturbation.)
• "Anyone take any odorant? Either 'Wet Dog', 'Fresh Garbage', or 'Depression Tide' would do." (A reference to the film Monsters, Inc.)
• "I can't stand the smell of Orcs."

Highmountain tauren female

• "I know Ethel; she'southward really a very fast walker. She merely thinks it's funny to mess with tourists."
• "<gasp> He said my eyes were milky. Talk about a MOOOOOOOOD killer."
• "Tauren make the best poets. Their verse is and then... MOOOOOOOOOOO-ving."
• "Brrrrrr, it'southward cold in here. In the MOOOOOOOD for some ice cream?"
• "What do yous get when you feed cocoa to a Highmountain tauren? Chocolate moose!"
• "Nosotros are Highmountain! Unless you're leaving, then we're 'Goodbye-mountain'!"
• "I'g not usually into drogbar, but when I run across them working out in that brul gym, well... allow's just say the 'deep places of the earth' become a fiddling steamy."
• "Why are the Rivermane always so calm? Because they've learned to go with the catamenia."

Highmountain tauren male person

• "Let's play a game. Nosotros take a drink every fourth dimension a harpy screeches nearly world and stone."
• "Did you but attempt to hang your hat on my antlers? What exercise I wait similar, a coat rack?!"
• "A tauren, a yaungol, and a taunka walk into a bar. This isn't a joke: it'due south my family reunion!"
• "I may be a simple tauren from the mountains, merely at to the lowest degree I don't dig through worm dung for boodle."
• "Why does that draenei couple keep asking me where Rocky is?"
• "<laughs> A buddy of mine convinced this epic-geared adventurer to kicking fish into the river! <chuckles, then pauses> Oh, wait... that wasn't y'all, was it?" Reference to quest  [10-45] Fish Out of Water
• "What smells worse than a drogbar? Two drogbar. What smells worse than ii drogbar? Nobody knows, considering the stench will kill you!"
• "I'g forming a group of tauren demon hunters. We're called the... Illi-Dairy!"

Magazine'har orc female

• "Hey... aren't y'all the one who left that abandoned garrison littering upwards Frostfire?"
• "Azeroth has and then many rules virtually who you can stab, who you lot tin can't stab... who you tin punch, who you tin't punch... You guys need to loosen up!"
• "The Shattered Hand are legendary warriors, but don't ever enquire one of them for a back rub. Trust me on this one..." <pained sounds>. Reference to association members who often supersede a hand with a tool or weapon.
• "Enough of this wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... BLAH! Just permit me nail stuff!"
• "I dyed my hair greenish in one case. Warchief Hellscream was Not amused."
• "Yous can call me uncorrupted, but I prefer to think of myself equally an organic orc."
• "Drahnor. Draynor? Draanur. Draenor. <sigh> I'one thousand just gonna say I'1000 from Outland."

Mag'har orc male person

• "I never met Gul'dan, merely I hear he was a nightmare at parties. Always trying to spike the dial basin..."
• "Azeroth goes through warchiefs similar Draenor goes through alternate timelines."
• "The Laughing Skull clan booed me off the stage at the comedy social club. With a name like that, you'd think they'd have a sense of humor!"
• "Effort spending a few decades trapped on a planet with fanatical draenei and see how YOU like information technology!"
• "Ahhhhhh! The chiropractor in Orgrimmar has done wonders for my back."
• "Stay frosty, my wolves."
• "My favorite kind of music? Blackrock and Roll, of course!" <guitar sounds>

Nightborne female

• "Roses are red. Our city is fair. Is that a disguise? Who goes in that location?" (A reference to questing in Suramar; when players are wearing a disguise, certain city guards will observe it and yell "Who goes in that location?")
• "Tyrande yet looks good later on all these years. Know if she's seeing anyone?"
• "I met this kaldorei who told me my dress was the pinnacle of fashion... 10,000 years agone. OUCH! Those night elves really know how to throw shade!"
• "Night elves? <chuckles> More like country elves; they live in trees, sleep in dens, sometimes... even grow antlers. They're not cut out for life in a REAL city!" (A reference to Malfurion Stormrage, a dark elf druid with antlers.)
• "Intendance for a glass of arcwine? I jumped on the berries myself." Reference to quest  [45RWQ] Meeting their Quota .
• "An allusion? What are y'all implying?"
• "You really must attend one of our parties in the Court of Stars: I have never met anyone more in need of a mask."
• "I like bubbles - they make me feel rubber."

Nightborne male

• "Allow's be honest; keeping a giant, angry dinosaur caged up in a zoo was jump to end desperately."
• "Why does everyone continue request me to say that?! <frustrated growl> FINE! <sarcastically> 'An illusion. What are yous hiding?'"
• "My name is Roy, and I'm a mana aficionado." (A reference to the usual Alcoholics Anonymous introduction spoken by new members attending their first meeting. The same line was used by Blood Mages in Warcraft Three)
• "I don't know why they telephone call it the Court of Stars. I hang out there all the time, and I never see anyone famous."
• "Back in my day, there was only one kind of elf... ONE!"
• "To be honest, virtually of the time, something WAS quite right."
• "Information technology's what I do: I drinkable arcwine, and I know things." (Reference to Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones.)
• "Tin you believe there are cities out at that place that aren't encased in a magic chimera? I mean, how exercise these people keep the dust out? Savages."

Vulpera female

• "Do you have something to tell me? Get ahead! I'thousand all ears."
• "I want you to know I cherish your friendship, but if you dice on me, I'm taking your stuff."
• "I'k drawing a line in the sand! Oh, I'm not mad—that's but what nosotros did for fun back in Vol'dun."
• "Never trust a sethrak merchant. Bunch of snake oil peddlers, if y'all inquire me."
• "Sure, Meerah's song about Dolly and Dot was catchy. But that doesn't mean all vulpera should be expected to write a jingle for our alpacas!"
• "To survive in the dunes, y'all sometimes have to scavenge supplies. From other people. After you 'incapacitate' them."
• "What's a vulpera's favorite trip the light fantastic? The foxtrot!" (A reference to the ballroom dance Foxtrot.)

Vulpera male

• "Can I mix you a drink? I've got... a fireflask, ranishu tum acid, spoiled alpaca milk, and...hey, where are you lot going?"
• "I'm gonna paint my wagon. Gonna paint it good." (Reference to the Simpson'south episode "All Singing, All Dancing" which has Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin singing almost painting Eastwood's carriage).
• "Never loan gilt to a troll named Akunda. When you attempt to collect, they'll insist y'all gave it to a different Akunda."
• "Not every vulpera makes their home in the dunes. Some become pirates on the high seas. We call them 'quitters'."
• "The vulpera are survivors. We don't requite up. We don't stop. We piece of work harder." (Reference to Destiny's Kid song "Survivor").
• "Vulpera generally tell the truth, though nosotros practice enjoy the occasional...tall tail." (A play on words of tall tale, a fantastic story or legend, said self-mockingly because vulpera are short.)
• "What's the best part near joining the Horde? We finally get revenge on Gilneas for all those fox hunts!"

Zandalari troll female

• "Elves? Humans? No thanks. I cannot trust whatsoever race with dat many toes."
• "What makes de Zandalari superior? Two words: practiced posture."
• "Evolution? PFFF! If ya ask me, elves are a behemothic step dorsum."
• "Isle of Thunder, yous inquire? Nope, never heard of it. Next question."
• "Do not feel bad. To be honest, I cannot continue all dose loa directly, either."
• "Orcs call dose little teeth sticking out of their mouths tusks? Dat. Is. Adorable."
• "Eh, I try to aim high. But sometimes I'yard forced to... loa my standards."

Zandalari troll male

• <scoff> "Troll healers have such an like shooting fish in a barrel job. All dey e'er say is 'Regenerate, den telephone call me in da mornin'.'"
• "Ha! You call dat a ship? DIS is a transport!" (A reference to the 1986 movie Crocodile Dundee; oftentimes erroneously misquoted, the real line is: "That'south not a knife--this is a pocketknife.")
• "Psst - can ya keep a hole-and-corner? I'm not a fan of dark magic; my drove of skulls and fetishes is purely decorative." (laughs)
• "How loa can you go-a?"
• "Need to name a urban center? Practise what nosotros do and put "Zul'" in front of a random word."
• "I don't mean to brag, only we take an entire city made of gold. Dose other trolls live in huts...HUTS!"
• "Don't let da door hit yous where da good loa split you."

Neutral

Pandaren female

• "Permit'southward see, uh, forward, downwards, forward, Punch! No... Downwardly, upwardly, kick..?" (Reference to the grapheme Chun Li from the Street Fighter video games, of whom the female person pandaren is reminiscent. The button combinations result in special attacks.)
• "I'1000 doing great! I could stand to proceeds a few pounds, certain, just who doesn't?"
• "Oh, I have Actually got to get-go waxing."
• "Of course we have thumbs! Look!"
• "All these new cultures are so disruptive! Today, someone complimented me on my 'padonkadunk.' What is that? Elvish?" ("padonkadunk" is slang for "butt")
• "I am a leaf in the wind...but similar a big, tough leaf. With swords and magic and stuff." (Possible reference to the picture show "Quiet" or possibly "Avatar: The Legend of Korra")
• "I am mostly vegetarian. I merely consume plants. And animals that eat plants." (Possible reference to how real life pandas are technically carnivores, but strangely eat mostly bamboo.)
• "If you shoot for the stars and striking the moon, do not be aback, for y'all take aspired to greatness...and the moon had information technology coming." (A reference to a quote by classical Chinese philosopher Confucius: "If yous shoot for the stars and striking the moon, it's ok. But y'all've got to shoot for something. A lot of people don't even shoot."
• "So I was talking to this tauren the other mean solar day.. No, I mean a worgen. I...no...await, which ane'southward a cow and which one's a dog? Ugh! All the talking animals are STUPID!" (Reference to people complaining virtually talking pandas in WoW, as people said talking animals shouldn't be part of the game, even though they have been for years. Meet also: Tol'vir)
• "As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and e'er in a respectful manner, to question my logic. I promise y'all, here and now, no subject will e'er exist taboo. Except of course, the discipline that was JUST under discussion." (Reference to the movie Kill Bill: Book 1 in which antagonist O-Ren Ishii says the same line after killing a man for insulting her heritage.) (Non in game)
• "The price yous pay for bringing up my Pandaren heritage as a negative is...I collect your head! Now, if ANY ONE OF Yous HAS ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY, At present IS THE TIME!" (Kill Bill reference, referencing the same scene as the i mentioned to a higher place. Presumed removed).

Pandaren male person

• "Gotta store upwardly some fat for the winter! I don't hibernate or nothin', I just like havin' it effectually."
• "Hey! You look like yous've lost some weight! That'south terrible. Have a dumpling."
• "Mighty is the current of air, but you lot can yet break it. Meditate on this."
• "Aye...mmhmm. We're gonna need a bigger turtle." (Reference to the 1975 film Jaws, commonly misquoted; the bodily quote is "You lot're gonna need a bigger gunkhole."
• "It is said: Elephants tusks will not grow from a dog's oral fissure. Merely, you tin get em in there, you know, a lilliputian glue, some tape...it's fine. Maybe a rubber band."
• "It is said: To err is human...<laughs> Stupid humans."
• "Teach a human to fish, and he is fed for a day, uh no, uh...he is fed. I...I messed information technology upwardly, merely we just make this stuff up anyway." (Reference to a quote by Middle Ages scholar and philosopher Maimonides: "Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, and y'all feed him for a lifetime.")
• "How much deeper would the body of water be without sponges? Meditate on this."
• "It is said: everywhere is in walking altitude, if you accept the time." (Reference to a quote by comedian Steven Wright.)
• "It is said: If yous cannot beat them, join them. I say, if you cannot beat them, beat them. Because they volition be expecting y'all to join them, and so you will have the element of surprise."

Demon hunters

Blood elf female

• "Of form these are real. Y'all...mean the tattoos, correct?" (Removed in Patch 9.1.five)
• "Do non play hard to go; I always catch my prey."
• "I merely wear blackness...and very, very dark greyness."
• "Being a conduit for chaos is terrible for my pilus."
• "Well, what exercise you know? Your other senses do get stronger..." [sniffs] "You really need to shower, by the mode."
• "Fight fire with fire! Unless it's actually fire, then y'all should probably use water."

Blood elf male person

• "In a blind taste test, people said I tasted like charcoal and vengeance."
• "Do these horns brand me wait evil?"
• "You know, I could really utilise a manicure."
• "A dreadlord, an infernal, and a doomguard walked into a bar...and so I killed them all."
• "Oh, it'southward all fun and games...until someone pokes an centre out."
• "Darkness called...but I wasn't home, heh...so he left a message."
• "I eat demons for breakfast, and vengeance for lunch. Only I usually skip dinner, because vengeance has a lot of calories."
• "I actually got these tattoos before I went to prison house."

Dark elf female

• "Fight fire with fire! Unless it's an bodily burn down, and so use h2o."
• " [Spectral Sight] 'south not everything it's croaky upwardly to be. Did you know that dwarves wear absolutely no undergarments?"
• "No, Mom, this is not just a stage!"
• "I don't hunt demons just for sport; I make sure to use all their torso parts."
• "Alright, alright! I'm blind, non deaf!"
• "Demon souls taste delicious, though some practise accept an odd cinnamon aftertaste."

Night elf male

• [growls] "Shaving without a mirror is the only tricky part most this gig."
• "It's all fun and games until someone pokes an eye out."
• "Y'all are not prepar--oh, sorry. Thought you were someone else."
• "True honey? No, I distinctly said 'to glaive', and as nosotros all know, 'to glaive' means 'to slice apart into a million pieces'."
• "Demon blood is thicker than, uh...regular...claret."
• "This tattoo hither, well, that'due south the power of darkness. Over hither, y'all've got your demonic scourge, and this one says 'Mom'."
• "Ten years in stasis will give you such a crick in the neck!"

Other

Felguard

"I play all my records backwards! !sdrawkcab sdrocer ym lla yalp I" (A reference to backmasking in music. Some Christian groups in the 1980s declared rock musicians used backmasking to place satanic/demonic messages in songs.)

Fel Imp

"So I was out with a bunch of my imp buddies when we saw this total hottie. Sadly, past the time we reached her, she burned to death."

Imp

"You know, we've had some real good times together, but I really think I should showtime seeing other warlocks. Just a little on the side. No no no it's not you, information technology'southward me. I just really need my space."

Observer

• "Ahh...did you run across that? Hehe..."
• "Ah ah ah...I see what yous did there."

Shivarra

"Hey! What practise y'all mean you lot have your hands full? Have you lot taken a practiced look at ME lately?"

Succubus

"First, nosotros'll outset with a fiddling burn! *Fiery Sound* Am I bugging you? I'1000 not touching you! Am I bugging you? I'm not touching you!! In that location, now you're hot AND bothered."

Voidlord

"You know, I made this armor myself."

Voidwalker

"I... am...void...where prohibited."

Wrathguard

"Information technology's squeamish to get abroad from the void now and again. You think yous have information technology rough? My wife never sleeps..."

Trivia

• Several of the jokes reference the same things, and this is non exclusive to races. For example, male Draenei and both male and female person goblins reference the Underpants Gnomes of Due south Park and their not-and then-well-idea-out plan.
• Unlike Death Knights who only had a unique effect added to their phonation acting, Demon Hunters are the only form who have entirely new voice acting unique to their class. This includes the /silly emotes. They are the only form to accept this distinction.

Patch changes

• Patch 9.1.5 (2021-11-02): Quite a few of jokes take been removed.
  

External links

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Source: https://wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Jokes

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